Batfamily Dinner

"So you and the clone are dating." Damian spoke up in the middle of dinner. Jason and Dick immediately stopped eating their food- Dick to look at Bruce and Jason to rest his elbows on the table so he could make a show of listening in on the conversation.

"If I were it wouldn't be any concern to you." Tim shifted in his seat uncomfortably and used his fork to roll the tiny peas away from his mashed potatoes. "I heard you got invited to a charity, Dick."

"I d-" The eldest 'son' grew quiet when he caught the glare from Bruce. With a small groan and a feeling of de-aging into a child he sulked low into his chair and tried to give Tim an apologetic look.

"Are you?" Only two woulds could get all four boys to know just how serious Bruce was with this conversation. The room grew quiet and Bruce spoke up again, this time in demand rather than in question. "Are you. With the clone."

Tim let out a small nod and pushed more peas around on the plate. "He's a really nice guy. It's not like—" When Bruce gave him the 'I-don't-care-he's-a-meta-and-I-want-it-over' look Tim looked around the room and pointed to Dick in panic. "Dick goes to New York every weekend to stay with Roy!"

The loud gasp coming from Dick's spot made Damian look over to him with eyes wide in disbelief. "You told me you help Drake on weekends!" The youngest male looked as if he was going to start a fit at the news.

"I'm sorry Damian but if you knew then you would want to come along and…" Bruce turned all his anger over to him and Dick just knew that he was going to start up with how much of a screw up Roy was and he just didn't want to hear it at that moment. "Jason had sex with Talia!"

Dead silence.

Jason's face went from amused to confused then to angry in less than a second. He moved to go after Dick but the small child went from sitting in his chair to jumping on the table so he could grab a hold of Jason's hair and screeching like a banshee.

"What did you do to my mother?" Jason yelled and tried to reach behind his back to grab the child but Damian bit his hand. "What the fuck did you do to my MOM!"

"Let go of me you viral little shit. She's the one that came on to- OWowowow. You fucking-" Dick rushed to grab a hold of Damian to try and calm him down. Tim had to get up and keep Jason away from the two when he found out this a small scratch on his face was bleeding.

"All of you boys go to your rooms!" Bruce bellowed out. It worked to get the boys quiet.

"I don't want to see any one of you until I say so." They each gave a nod and Dick walked to the door of the living room with Damian still in his arms.

Tim rushed to his side and Jason was the last to get going, his boots stomping against the flooring like a child throwing a tantrum.

"I guess Bruce doesn't approve of any of our relationships." Jason mumbled. It made Tim cover his mouth so he wouldn't laugh out loud. None of them wanted to get in any more trouble then what they were already in.